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| Wouldn't it be nice if calling for phone
sex was as simple as placing
an order was
at a drive thru window?
You'd pull up and
tell your order, get your
total cost, pay...
and speed off on your way.
Ok, well... I
can't provide you with
something that simplistic,
but I sure can try to simplify
things a little.
Just check out the Phone
Sex Menu of Delights
that I wrote below for
a few fun ideas. |
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The Diddle Delight - The perfect order... a mutual masturbation
call where you and me can both relax, get
naked, and lie back touching all of our intimate
naughty bits. Let's both get covered in some
stick goo. Suggested Serving: Try a 20 minute call
Mutual masturbation is the phonesex du jour.
With a cup of hot spunk - this guy is looking
for quality versus quantity when it comes
to picking a phone sex girl. It's not about
how many times HE (or she) gets off.....
but instead, about how intense the build-up
can be - to cum together. He's naked and
stroking - and she's busy inside of her panties.
He whispers naughty details and she responds
with her own naughty ideas and suggestions.
An intimate session between two strangers
on the phone... taking turns at licking the
spoon clean.
The Bashful Delight - You are shy and quiet and really want a girl
to take you by the proverbial
hand to show
you the way to phone sex
ecstasy. You'd rather
sit or lie back with your
cock in your hand
pumping away while I paint
a scene in your
dirty mind with my words.
Suggested Serving: Do a 15 minute call.
A very naughty choice for the guy who's not
a regular phone sex diner. Basically you
are rather timid in certain sexual situations
- and you prefer not to be the one taking charge of the conversation.
This private session will allow you to relax
comfortably and stroke in your own little
corner, while Lynnea's dirty mind stirs up
a mouthwatering fantasy. Her sexy voice will
whisper and coo in your ear until the temperature
gets too hot, and has you bubbling all over
your firm grasping hand.
The Muck Delight - You like phone sex to have a fast pace to
it. You like it nasty.. your sex and your
talk. It's not just the sex actions that
you like... you want it extremely dirty,
and you want some filthy offense words used
while describing it all. Suggested Serving: Buy 10 minutes
It's "Phone-Sex-To-Go" for this
fast and the furious horny guy! This is the
guy you see who runs in - and then back out
with his order (aka his cock) in his hand.
He's beyond the delicacies of heavy panting
and heavy breathing - and just wants a little
"oomph" to wet his hard whistle.
This order is quick and to the point. There
is NO beating of the bush here - just pure
beating off . This session is served extremely
fast, with plenty of filthy words and dirty
descriptions.
The Indecent Delight - You are a sensual man with a desire to go
slow when it comes to phone
sex. You want
all of your senses teased,
and you want to
tease back. We can get
sexy, erotic, flirtatious,
and drag things out at
a pleasantly seductive
pace. Suggested Serving: 30 Minutes
The perfect dish for a romantic phone sex
encounter... where sensual minds meet mutual
masturbation! He understands that foreplay
begins in the brain. This naughty delight
is served with plenty of sexy words, soft
moans, and a hot orgasm for TWO! This is
a delicious way for us BOTH to get undressed,
and get comfortable with each other. An ideal
choice for the guy who's hungry for high
grade passion and quality seduction - for
himself AND his phone playmate. Be careful
because this phone sex session can get VERY
hot to those sensitive body parts!
The Wanton Delight - You want a little bit of everything because
you like it all and you feel like being a
greedy little piggy. You don't need a theme
to your fantasy, you just want to experience
everything all at once... maybe even including
the kitchen sink. Suggested Serving: Try a 10 minute call
This little phone sex appetizer is for the
guy who can't figure out exactly what he's
hungry for. All he knows is that he's got
a craving for something sexually tempting
but can't quite decide what it is. This spicy
selection is a mixture of whatever "floats
YOUR boat" to get you off. MaybeI'll
tell you a dirty story - or maybe I'll talk
about the hot fuck I had last night. I basically
can throw out any sex-related topic - and
whatever else that I think you can handle.
If you've got a topic in mind - do tell -
as I'll be glad to add that to your over-loaded
plate!
The Pervert Delight - You have a particular kink, a special little
fetish, or maybe you are
just a dang pervert.
You'll try everything once,
and then twice
to be sure you liked it....
and yeah, you
usually like it! Suggested Serving: 15 minutes of phone sex
This perverse treat is for the guy who wants
more than "just the usual". There's
sex, and then there's SEX. You know... the
sloppy kind, with whip cream, chocolate syrup,
fruit for probing, and yes - whatever else
comes in handy. This big ole bowl of kink
can be sprinkled with nasty perversions and
obscene fetishes on the side. Served morning,
afternoon, or night.... depending on your
twisted mood!
The Discovery Delight - Have an interesting fetish or something out
of the ordinary? I sure
don't know everything...
but you can spend a little
time teaching
mw about your interests
and then we'll concoct
a dirty little fantasy
together. Suggested Serving: 30 minutes
"Phone Sex ala mode" is something
unique that I offer as a side-dish. The best
ingredients for this half-baked session is
a pair of listening ears and an open mind.
Here, you get a chance to bring something
a little different (or wacky) to the table
- such as a particular fetish, a dirty little
secret, or a deep-rooted obsession. You have
a burning interest that's burning a hole
in your pants - and it needs "special"
attention - so you want to talk to someone
who is just as naughty as you are.
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