Phone Sex on The News

So on my local area news, tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local news shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.

You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually, they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area, there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those postcards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.

Then on the news, they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”

First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore, she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.

As for the other comment… why would you have your 7-year-old call the Post Office?

We’re not all this dumb, are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post it. Not every day I get to listen to my local newscasters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.