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Definition via Urban Dictionary
Gooner
A person who commits the act of Gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with Gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other Gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
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