Happy Birthday Pervert

One of my favorite callers is having a birthday today. If you read my blog then you may remember my post on him The Canadian Bastard. I just wanted to take a minute today to wish him a HORNY Birthday. I expect a call this morning… and yeah, I’ll treat you special… I ALWAYS do anyway. I hope you see this.

He will see it. I know what a bastard he is… he stalks my site waiting for me every morning hehe. I know just how to sucker him in. woohoo.

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